Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From Daytona Beach, Florida comes the story of bozo Scott Rogers who wanted to take advantage of an offer a bank was having, where they would give you $50 for opening a savings account. Unfortunately, he didn’t have the required ID to open the account so he was denied. He then did what any bozo would do…since they wouldn’t give him $50, he wrote out a hold up note demanding they give him all the money in the bank. After the teller told him this wasn’t going to happen either, he left the bank and stood around outside a nearby gas station. He was spotted by the cops and placed under arrest.