Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 1, 2007

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 33554: If you’re a wanted man, pay your tickets. From Bellevue, Washington, comes the story of bozo Ezequiel Zavala who had been on the run from the cops since 1988 on a murder charge. Our bozo had recently been pulled over for speeding but never bothered to pay the ticket. Last weekend he was pulled over again, this time for a broken license plate light. And when the unpaid ticket popped up, the officer decided to run a more complete check on him, including fingerprinting, which revealed his true identity. He’s now back in jail, facing murder charges, all because of that ticket.

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