Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 22, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Santa Fe, New Mexico where bozo Victor Gonzalez was on probation for theft. When he made his regularly scheduled visit to see his probation officer, the officer noticed something different about him. It was that flashy gold Rolex watch that he was wearing. On a hunch, the officer decided to check and, sure enough, it was the same Rolex that had been reported as stolen that week. Busted. Our bozo now has another charge added to his rap sheet.

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