Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 17, 2007

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania comes the story of bozo Jeannette Harrison who wasn’t a criminal but certainly qualifies as a bozo. Bozo Jeannette was sure that her husband was cheating on her so she went to spy on him by crawling underneath his SUV while it was parked outside the residence of a woman she thought might be his girlfriend. Spying on cheating husbands can be boring work and, as the night drug on, our bozo fell asleep. And it was while she was sleeping that someone came by and let the air out of the SUV’s tires, trapping her underneath. A neighbor heard her cries for help and called the cops, who freed our bozo and took her in for evaluation.

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