Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 15, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Greenburgh, New York where bozo James Marshall saw a man walking out of a store with an artificial rose he had just purchased. Our bozo pulled a knife on him and told him he wanted the rose, and $4. When the man told him he only had a $10 bill, our bozo ordered him into a nearby pizza parlor to get change. While he was inside, the young man’s mother, who was across the street, called the cops who arrived quickly and placed our bozo under arrest. No word on why he only wanted $4.

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