Bozo criminal for today comes from Duluth, Minnesota where bozo thief Dwayne Holden made a number of mistakes. First, he broke into a home where the homeowners were next door having dinner and they returned home early, catching him in the act. His second mistake was when he told the homeowner, "I’m with the FBI. You’re blowing my cover." That lame excuse didn’t fool our homeowner, a former boxer who grabbed our bozo in a headlock. Our bozo’s third mistake was wearing loose fitting clothes to the heist. In the struggle, he slipped completely out of his shirt and pants and fled the scene totally nude. Since a naked man running down the street is a rare sight in Duluth, the police were quickly able to track him down and place him under arrest.