Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 11, 2007

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 90807: Always make sure your getaway vehicle is up to the job. From the International File in Ilkeston, England comes the story of metal thief Clive Hudson who broke into a warehouse and loaded several pallets of copper and other metals into his truck. He then proceeded to attempt his getaway. Didn’t make it very far before the suspension broke, causing the back of the vehicle to drag on the ground. He was creeping along, throwing sparks everywhere, when he attracted the attention of the cops. He’s under arrest.

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