Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 5, 2007

Bozo criminals for today come from Salem, Oregon where bozos Chelsi Green and Kristie Johnson made a couple of mistakes when they went to court this week to attend a court appearance for Chelsi’s boyfriend. Mistake number one: They parked their truck in the court parking lot, which wouldn’t have been a problem except for the fact that it was stolen and an alert officer spotted it. And second, inside that truck, 21 grams of methamphetamine and drug packaging material. Busted!

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