Bozo criminal for today comes from Yonkers, New York where bozo John Lang attempted to burglarize a home by climbing in through an open window. He took off his boots to avoid making any noise as he crept through the house. Sadly, he wasn’t quiet enough to avoid waking up the homeowner’s dog, who began barking loudly. Our bozo made a hasty retreat back through the window, leaving his boots behind. After hearing a report of the crime, a patrolman noticed a man walking in his sock feet outside a nearby apartment. Yep, it was our shoeless bozo. He’s under arrest.