Bozo criminal for today comes from Clifton Heights, Pennsylvania where, for reasons known only to the Bozo Mind, Jeffrey Maines decided to follow a police car as it made its rounds. He tailed the cops down one street and up another and when they pulled into a private drive, he was right behind them. Guess he didn’t notice that drive was actually the security entrance of the Hamilton County Jail. The cruiser got through but our bozo was stopped. And after he refused to take a blood alcohol test he was arrested and charged with DUI.