Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 2, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Des Moines, Iowa where two teenage bozos tried to break into a liquor store by drilling a hole through the roof. Unfortunately for them, they forgot to allow for the overhang over the front door and ended up drilling a hole that opened up to the sidewalk below. And even more unfortunately, a woman walking her dog saw what they were attempting and threatened to call the cops if they didn’t stop. And most unfortunately of all, when they jumped down from the roof they landed right in front of the store’s security camera, giving the cops a perfect mug shot. They’re under arrest.

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