Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 1, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Des Plaines, Illinois where bozo James Packer just didn’t know when to keep his mouth shut. Police were called to our bozo’s residence on a report of fireworks being shot off illegally. When our bozo failed to answer the door, the cops drove down the street a block or so and waited for him to come out of the house. When he did, they swooped in and presented him with the illegal fireworks charge. And that’s when that bozo mouth just couldn’t stop. He told them, "I deal drugs but I don’t set off fireworks." Busted!

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