Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 21, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from New York City where bozo Roger Gates rented a storage locker to stash 35 pounds of marijuana. His first mistake was selecting a storage locker in the same building as the Drug Enforcement Administration. And his second mistake was not wrapping it tightly enough to prevent an agent from getting a whiff of it as he walked into work. He brought in a drug sniffing dog who immediately went to our bozo’s locker. Busted!

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