Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 18, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Geneva, New York where our bozo’s heart was in the right place but his brain wasn’t. Vincent Ellis was scheduled to appear in court to turn himself in on robbery charges. Not having transportation, he did what any bozo would do. He stole a car and proceeded to drive himself to court. He never made it. He was pulled over by the cops after the vehicle was reported stolen. He’s now had car theft charges added to his rap sheet.

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