Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 10, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Hudson, Michigan where an unidentified bozo obviously forgot to go over his Bozo Check List before leaving the house. Our bozo put on a hooded sweat shirt, dark glasses and gloves and walked into a bank. He handed the teller a note demanding cash. So far so good. She then asked him if he had a bag to put the money into. Oops!!! Forgot! Our bozo was so flustered by his oversight that he fled empty handed.

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