Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 9, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Kent, England where bozo Terence Carter thought he had pulled off the perfect crime. He had just successfully gotten himself a bag of cash from the local bank and was about to make his getaway. In a final fit of bravado, he turned back to the teller, pointed his finger at her and said, "You had better not lock me in!" She didn’t, and he was able to run out of the building. Unfortunately, when he pointed his finger at her, he left one perfect fingerprint on the security glass. The cops were able to identify him by this print and he is now serving 9 1/2 years for bank robbery.

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