Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 31, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Beersheba, Israel where an unidentified bozo stole a washing machine from a residence and offered it up for sale on a street corner. He attracted the attention of a police officer who noticed something wasn’t quite right. Our bozo had failed to remove a wet load of clothes from inside the machine. Oops. Police were able to track down the machine’s owner and our bozo’s career as a thief was all washed up.

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