Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 30, 2007

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report. From Wasilla, Alaska comes the story of bozo Gary O’Reilly who broke into a home and stole a couple of guns, some food and alcohol. Then he decided to load his loot into the car in the garage and make his getaway. He got it loaded, but in the process he may also have gotten himself loaded, as before he could back out of the garage, he fell asleep at the wheel. The homeowner returned, found him and called the cops, who awakened and arrested our bozo.

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