Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From Ocean City, Maryland comes the story of bozo Michael Anders who walked into a convenience store to buy some snacks. Unfortunately, he only had a dollar and the total was a couple of bucks more than that. So, he handed the clerk the dollar along with a small baggie of pot in exchange. The clerk informed him that 7-Eleven didn’t accept marijuana as payment. Our bozo stormed out, breaking a bottle on his way. The cops were called, he was found hiding nearby and arrested.