Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 29, 2007

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From Ocean City, Maryland comes the story of bozo Michael Anders who walked into a convenience store to buy some snacks. Unfortunately, he only had a dollar and the total was a couple of bucks more than that. So, he handed the clerk the dollar along with a small baggie of pot in exchange. The clerk informed him that 7-Eleven didn’t accept marijuana as payment. Our bozo stormed out, breaking a bottle on his way. The cops were called, he was found hiding nearby and arrested.

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