Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 24, 2007

Bozo criminals for today come from Hilton Head Island, South Carolina where two bozos robbed some tourists at the beach, getting away with purses, wallets and a couple of cell phones. Guess our bozos must really like the water, since their victims spotted them next day lounging around their hotel’s swimming pool. The cops were called, most of the stolen items were recovered and our bozos were arrested.

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