Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 22, 2007

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 0987: Don’t celebrate your heist too early. From the International File in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia comes the story of an unidentified bozo who snatched a woman’s handbag and ran off down the street. The woman gave chase but lost him and was headed to the police station to report the theft when she saw him standing between two parked cars, going through her purse and counting the money. When our bozo saw her, he tried to run, but a couple of bystanders grabbed him and held on until the police arrived.

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