Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 21, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Kansas City, Missouri where bozo John Russell walked into a convenience store and told the cashier to give him all the money. Since the cashier was inside a secure booth, he thought our bozo was joking and told him to leave. That’s when our bozo grabbed a 12 pack of soda and tried to smash the booth’s glass, but succeeded only in smashing the sodas. He then picked up a metal newspaper stand and tried again with no luck. At this time, the cashier remotely locked the store’s doors and called the cops. Our bozo then tried to use the newspaper stand on the doors but found they wouldn’t break, either. Knowing his luck had run out, our bozo grabbed a donut and sat down to wait for the cops. He’s under arrest.

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