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May 18, 2007

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Laura Davidson for sending in today’s report. From Clackamas County, Oregon comes the story of bozo Michael Olson who violated Bozo Rule Number 4678: When you’re a wanted man, it’s best to keep a low profile. Our bozo was in his car at an intersection when a sheriff’s deputy pulled up beside him. Seeing the officer, he grabbed his hat and tried to use it to conceal his face. This rather suspicious maneuver inspired the deputy to do a quick license plate check and, sure enough, the vehicle turned up as stolen. After a brief chase our bozo was placed under arrest.

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