Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Netherton, England where bozo Christopher Carlton broke into the local Rolls Royce dealership and grabbed several of the company’s computers. And since he was in a Rolls dealership, he took one of their expensive cars for his getaway, right? Wrong. For reasons known only to the bozo mind, he chose as his getaway vehicle a large forklift. Not surprisingly, that attracted the attention of the police and our bozo was quickly apprehended.