Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 16, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Loveland, Colorado where bozo Brian Douglas broke into a tobacco shop, stealing pipes, scales and several other items. He stuffed the loot into a pillowcase and made his getaway. Unfortunately for him, he only stole one pillowcase full…and he brought two pillowcases with him. And even more unfortunately, he left the empty one behind when he fled. And that empty pillowcase was embroidered with the words "Jade Inn," the motel nearby where he was staying. Police took the pillowcase to the motel and the manager was able to direct the cops to our bozo’s room, where he was promptly arrested.

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