Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 15, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Inwood, West Virginia where bozo Steven Shepard made two big mistakes in his attempted robbery of a convenience store. Mistake number one: His disguise. He placed a blue pair of ladies panties over his head in a feeble attempt to cover his face. Mistake number two: His choice of weapon. He used a pistol shaped cigarette lighter to threaten the clerk. Not surprisingly, the clerk refused to take him seriously and our bozo ran out of the store empty handed. The cops were called and our bozo was quickly apprehended.

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