Bozo criminals for today come from Chicago, Illinois where three bozos broke into a shoe store and told the employees to lay down on the floor and keep quiet. Our bozos then went about their business, looking for just the right shoes in their sizes. When one of them would find a style he liked, he would shout out the size he needed so the other bozos could help him look for it. Sounds like an OK plan, except for one thing. All the noise and shouting of sizes alerted workers in the back store room that something was amiss. They called the cops who arrived before our bozos had finished shopping.