Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 8, 2007

Bozo criminal for today from Fort Worth, Texas proves that littering doesn’t pay. Police officers noticed a motorist toss a gray bundle from his car and then speed away. Investigating, the officer found the bundle contained a gray sweatshirt and a black ski mask…the same outfit a robber had worn at a bank robbery the previous day. He radioed ahead for a patrol car to stop our bozo. He was charged with littering, and, after bank employees were able to identify him, bank robbery charges were added.

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