Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 7, 2007

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From Franklin, Ohio comes the story of bozo Christopher Wallace who was wanted by the cops on a probation violation. When an officer approached him, he ran, climbing a nearby fence and then jumping onto the roof of the adjacent building. He ran across the roof and then attempted to jump over to the building next door. No matter how easy this looks in the movies, it’s tough in real life. He fell a little short and found himself stuck in an enclosed courtyard area between the two buildings. He had to wait patiently while the fire department ladder truck was brought in to free him. He’ll be heading to jail after he’s released from the hospital.

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