Bozo criminal for today comes from Houston, Texas where police officers were called to an apartment after a report of a disturbance. Finding the front door open, they went inside where they found several large marijuana plants. They also found bozo John Gonzalez hiding in the bathroom. He made a run for it, getting just outside the door before being caught. As they were cuffing him, one of the officers noticed smoke coming from his pants. In his haste, he had stuffed a burning marijuana cigarette into his pocket. Busted!