Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 3, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Columbus, Ohio where bozo Martino Wallace confronted his victim at gunpoint, demanding his wallet and car keys. After he got them, he then threw the poor guy into the trunk of his car, locking him inside. Our bozo then drove the car to an ATM, where he withdrew cash with the stolen ATM card. When he was asking his victim to turn over his valuables, our bozo should also have asked him for his cell phone. He didn’t and the guy used it to call the cops from inside the trunk, giving them a description of both the car and our bozo. The cops tracked him down and placed him under arrest.

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