Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 2, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Neustrelitz, Germany and it proves something we’ve known for a very long time: Bozos love beer. Our unidentified bozo stole a cell phone. When the phone’s owner reported the theft to the police, one officer decided to try something. He called the number and when our bozo answered, he told him that he’s just won a case of beer…and if he’d just give him the address he’d deliver it. He did. Our bozo didn’t get his beer but he did get a free ride to jail.

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