Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 1, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Lenoir, North Carolina where Bozo Dennis Voyles went down to the county sheriff’s office to apply for a gun permit. As he was filling out his form, the officers noticed a familiar aroma wafting from his person, and it wasn’t Old Spice. Soon, the unmistakable smell of marijuana was so strong that it literally filled the hallways of the sheriff’s office. So, Kilo the drug dog was called into action. He immediately sniffed out some marijuana in our bozo’s truck. Busted!

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