Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 30, 2007

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Orlando, Florida comes the story of bozo Eric Callaway who robbed a service station at gunpoint, getting away with $75 and two cartons of cigarettes. Investigating officers discovered our bozo had left something behind at the crime scene: The case to the gun he had used in the robbery. And inside that case, the receipt for a new AK-47 assault rifle, along with his name and address. He was found at his apartment with the rifle and the loot. He’s under arrest.

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