Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 27, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Norwalk, Connecticut where bozo Amahl Carter stole a vehicle from a car dealer a little over a month ago. He had been denied a test drive because of bad credit, and as he was walking away, he spotted a car on the lot with the keys in it and simply drove off. He had not been seen since, until this week when he showed up at the same dealership, driving the stolen car. He told the sales manager he wanted to trade up for a larger vehicle. Instead, he’s traded for something smaller…a jail cell.

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