Bozo criminal for today comes from Dallas, Texas where three bozos carjacked a man and told him to drive to his bank to get cash. He said his credit union had an ATM at DFW airport, where he worked. Our bozos said fine, drive over there. When they arrived, he informed them the ATM was inside, past airport security. They agreed to wait outside while he went in to retrieve the cash. Bad idea. He instead retrieved the cops who arrested all three of our patiently waiting bozos.