Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 25, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Holiday, Florida where bozo John Anderson lost control of his vehicle and plowed into a residence. He walked away from the accident before the police arrived, leaving one of his shoes behind in the vehicle. A short time later, while the officers were investigating, our bozo walked up, looking quite a bit the worse for wear. His face was bloody, like he had smashed it into the steering wheel, he was wearing only his boxer shorts and was barefoot. He initially denied any involvement, but the vehicle was registered to his home address. And when an officer asked him to try on the shoe, it was a perfect fit. Just like Cinderella, that sealed the deal. He’s under arrest.

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