Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 23, 2007

Bozo criminals for today come from Forrest City, Arkansas where bozos Tonya and Dennis green were driving through town when a police officer noticed something strange on their dashboard. A large stuffed monkey was right in front of the driver, partially obstructing her view. And that was only the beginning of their troubles. The officer also could smell marijuana coming from inside the vehicle (big surprise) and inside found large number of pills. They’ve been charged with possession of a controlled substance. No word on the fate of the monkey.

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