Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 20, 2007

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Aachen, Germany comes the story of an unidentified bozo who broke into a sports facility late one evening. It was very dark and since he didn’t have a flashlight he turned on the first light switch he could find. Unfortunately for him, the switch was for the floodlights on the football field. Police were called by the club’s grounds keeper who saw the lights from his home nearby. Our bozo was arrested.

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