Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 18, 2007

Bozo criminals for today come from Chicago, Illinois where two bozos accosted a homeowner as he was returning home late one evening. The bozos tied up the man and proceeded to ransack his home, carrying out computer equipment, jewelry, a cell phone and numerous other items, making several trips to their car to get it all loaded. Investigating officers discovered what our bozos had used to hold the front door open while they carried out all the stuff. A statement full of personal information including our bozo’s name and address. Busted!

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