Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 17, 2007

Bozo criminals for today come from Weston, Florida where police officers noticed our bozos acting suspiciously. When questioned, they told the cops they were going fishing in the Everglades. They even showed them their fishing poles to prove it. Which might have been a good idea except for one thing. Those fishing poles had no lines attached to them. This led the officers to take a look around their fishing hole, where they found five marijuana plants ready for planting and a shovel and potting soil to do just that. And instead of bait in their car, the cops found a partially smoked marijuana cigarette. Busted!

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