Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Howard Rost for sending in today’s report. From Moundsville, West Virginia comes the story of bozo Johnny Sammons who allegedly snatched an elderly lady’s purse. The crime was caught on video and when officers noticed Sammons resemblance to the purse snatcher, they attempted to talk to him. However, when he saw them coming, he took off, seeking refuge in a nearby Port a Potty. Not the best idea. There’s only one way in and one way out of those things. And when he did come out, the cops were waiting for him.