Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 13, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Germantown, Tennessee where bozo Marshall Forbes was ticketed for running a red light. It was when he appeared in court to contest the fine that he earned membership in the Bozo Hall of Fame. Our bozo told the judge that he ran the red light because he had his prize viola in the seat next to him and he was afraid if he stopped he could become involved in an accident on the rain slickened streets and his $60,000 musical instrument could have been damaged. Perhaps the judge just didn’t appreciate fine music. He found our bozo guilty.

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