Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 12, 2007

Bozo criminal for today may have been inspired by Heather Mills on Dancing With the Stars. From Pomona, California comes the story of Gregory Dawson who robbed a market and fled in his pickup. An anonymous caller tipped off the police who gave chase. Our bozo’s problems really began when he pulled onto a dead end street. He then jumped out of his truck and attempted to flee on foot. We say attempted because our bozo was not quite as agile on his artificial leg as Heather is. When he jumped out, it came off and he was quickly arrested.

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