Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 11, 2007

Bozo criminals for today come from Prineville, Oregon where a popular teenage pastime is blasting road signs with a shotgun. Our 17 and 18 year old bozos for today were arrested and charged with reckless endangerment after shooting a sign. It may have been the sign they blasted that drew the attention of local authorities. It said, "Training Exercise Ahead" and referred to a county sheriff’s department training session that was in progress. Officers nearby heard the shot and arrived quickly enough to arrest our bozos.

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