Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 3, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Miami, Florida where bozo Gene Brown robbed a Wendy’s restaurant. During the heist the bandanna covering his face fell off. In spite of the wardrobe malfunction, he got away with a little cash. He returned to the same Wendy’s four days later, not to rob the place again, but to order himself three junior cheeseburgers and then argue with the clerk about getting incorrect change. Maybe he shouldn’t have called so much attention to himself. Almost every worker in the place recognized him. The cops were called and he was arrested.

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