Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 30, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Mostar, Bosnia where lovesick bozo Mladen Krajulj planted five explosive devices in the city. The bombs went off near a local restaurant, causing property damage but no injuries. It was after the police arrested our bozo that he assured his place in the Bozo Hall of Fame. He told the cops his girlfriend had left his hometown and had moved to the city, accepting a waitress job in the restaurant that was damaged. He said he set off the bombs to show his girlfriend that it was unsafe in the city and that she should return home and marry him. But hold on, it worked. She has accepted and will marry him after he serves ten months jail time.

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