Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 29, 2007

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Michael Moore for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Berlin, Germany comes the story of an unidentified bozo who tried to pull off a heist just like he had seen it done on TV. He stuck his credit card in the door of a residence and tried to use it to jimmy the lock. Unfortunately, in real life, those credit cards aren’t that tough and his broke off inside the door. And the part that fell inside the house was the part with his name and account number on it. Busted! Police tracked him down and made the arrest.

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