Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From North Miami Beach, Florida comes the story of bozo Abdul Mafood who was waiting for friends outside a restaurant when he saw a couple of police officers walking toward the place. Being a polite sort, he graciously opened the doors for them, greeting them as they prepared to enter. Unfortunately, when he removed his hand from his pocket to open the door, out fell a small plastic bag of cocaine. Oops. And when the officers checked his other pockets, they found a baggie of marijuana. Busted!