Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 26, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Winona, Wisconsin where bozo Jason Kowalski liked ladies underwear. Really, really liked ladies underwear. He broke into a residence and stole several unmentionables, stuffing them into his pants as he headed for the door. Unfortunately for him, police had been called to a report of a prowler and they were nearby when he jumped on his bicycle and tried to flee. The cops had no problem tracking him down, they just followed a trail of underwear that fell from our bozos pants as he pedaled. He’s under arrest.

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